SL Escort

I’m a complete noob at SL sex, so I decided to go out one night and find myself an escort. So, after looking for 9 minutes, I found exactly the person who would teach me the ins and outs of going in and out.

Boomquisha Jackson: hi honey
Deight Boccara: Oh hi!
Deight Boccara: I was shopping for an escort. I’m kinda new to this
Deight Boccara: What’s up?
Boomquisha Jackson: well I’m an escort and I like shopping
Deight Boccara: Really? Awesome!
Boomquisha Jackson: so what can I do for you honey?
Deight Boccara: Um, I guess you can have sex with me in exchange for money?
Deight Boccara: I mean I think that’s how it works
Boomquisha Jackson: well yes that is the basics
Boomquisha Jackson: the next question is what are you into honey?
Deight Boccara: Um, sex?
Deight Boccara: At least I think that’s why I’m here
Deight Boccara: I guess the boring regular sex would be good
Deight Boccara: I don’t want to be tied up and hung while being whipped
Deight Boccara: That doesn’t sounds like much fun
Deight Boccara: So you want to do this?
Boomquisha Jackson: well that also sounds good to me
Boomquisha Jackson: it is 750 for 30 mins
Deight Boccara: Ok
Boomquisha Jackson: I will tp you, ok?
Deight Boccara: Ok!

Random Interview with Helen and Nightmare

I guess I’m going to start roaming around and finding random people to interview. Today I found Nightmare and Helen standing around their parcel in Takes.

Someone just tried to kill me!

hank Boffin: hello i have been sent to assasinate you
hank Boffin: /ls on
Deight Boccara: Hi
hank Boffin: /ls off
Deight Boccara: Why are you assasinating me?
Deight Boccara: That’s mean
hank Boffin: what u done wrong man u a journalist my boss must be tripping
Deight Boccara: Who is your boss?
hank Boffin: i cant say that sorry
Deight Boccara: [REDACTED]?
hank Boffin: yeh but hes gone offline now
Deight Boccara: Man why does he have it out for me?
Deight Boccara: I did nothing wrong
hank Boffin: i dont know maybe you done something to one of his friends
Deight Boccara: I might have I dunno
Deight Boccara: People get mad at me for weird reasons
Deight Boccara: People just don’t like journalists I guess
hank Boffin: ok just dont show your face in any of the big clubs for a while ill ad u as friend and give you the signe to go anywhere ok
Deight Boccara: Ok
hank Boffin: if my boss finds out u aint died once by my hands he gonna fire my ass and have me killed just after
Deight Boccara: Ow that’s not good
hank Boffin: nope
Deight Boccara: BTW can I publish this little chat but disguise your name?
hank Boffin: ok
Deight Boccara: I need to journalize this
hank Boffin: ok
hank Boffin: just dont mention my boss
Deight Boccara: “THE MAN TRIES TO KEEP INDEPENDENT JOURNALISM DOWN — A DEIGHT EXCLUSIVE”
Deight Boccara: Ok
hank Boffin: thx well cya try not to get noticed by all the big players
Deight Boccara: Ok seeya
Deight Boccara shouts: Have fun killing people!

Dr. Vet in Furnation

This morning I was watching The Price is Right, and at the end of it Bob Barker called me into action by stating “Help Control the Pet Population: Have Your Pet Spayed or Neutered”. There’s nothing I love more than helping old people. I looked around, and found no SL veternarians to refer people to. I had to take these matters into my own hands. I had to go to Furnation and deball as many animals as I could.